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Who Reads TOONS?

Fine upstanding citizen soldiers like these fine troops from, well, we can't say.

Obviously, you know by now, that this is an elite Seeker/Killer squad of Commandos. They will soon be aboard this chopper headed for a top secret mission in the SWAT valley, Pakistan, exactly 23 hrs and 6 min. after you read this. Lots of people stateside read Toons because it helps put them in a happy cheery mood.

This Commando Squad reads Toons because it pisses them off, and gives them an angry edge. Helps them to do their job. A nasty dangerous job.

Of course, this is secret, so you cannot tell anyone! Should you know them and ask them later, they will deny everything. Especially about reading Toons!

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