|You wanted to know, so here's all the facts!|
Who draws all the cartoons?
We buy most of the cartoons from powerful cartoon syndicates, Mr. Lem does draw the featured toon on the cover and most of the illustrations in the ads.
What is Trevor, our movie reviewer, like?
Trevor is a sensitive god of a man, and we all love him here at Toons. Sightings are rare though.
Was Toons really featured on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno?
Yes! One of our ads we uh, slightly altered (the FCC is still investigating), was featured on the show.
Who would work for such an organization?
Derelicts, rejects, hobos. Seriously, dedicated comic professionals. People determined to bring you the funniest stuff we can find!
What happened to Toons over the holidays?
We go on the Toons retreat every holiday season. Our publisher pays for all of us to go on a lavish vacation to Marshalltown! Seriously we just take a week or so off because, well because we can!