TOONS Survey Contest

Toons 1000th Issue Sweepstakes!* WIN One of these Fabulous Prizes!
		$1000 Cash each for 1000 Toons readers. You can pick out your closest 1000 friends that read Toons, donate the whole pile to your favorite charity, or heck, keep it all to yourself.
Own the "Magnum P.I. Ferrari 308 GTS." This car was made famous in the TV series with pretty boy, Tom Selleck. Tom is such a Toons fan he gave us this prize vintage Ferrari as a token of his appreciation. Thanks Tom, like we needed another Ferrari to wax. You may have noticed Katie Lem, thrashing it around town, racing all the “Tuner Boys” or driving it to High School. Maybe she was spoiled. Anyway, it might be yours. (Yes, its fresh off a like new restoration!)
		Luxury “Round the World Trip” aboard the Toons "Yuck-Bucks," a brand new Gulfstream G650 Business Jet. With a range of 7,000 nautical miles, cruise speed of .85 mach, V max of .925 mach1, you can have lunch anywhere you want. 1Speeds limited to .75 mach if you want the hot tub and the full compliment of the “Toons Tub” Stewardesses. Safety first. You may have to share with the CIA for any surprise "Extraordinary Rendition" work. Country First.
Mediterranean Cruise aboard the Toons Mega-Yacht, “Car-toon Ty-coon”. Enjoy the Med like you really deserve aboard the world’s glitziest, and only nuclear powered civilian yacht. Sun. Balmy ocean breezes. Crystal Clear waters. Salt Water Sport like deep sea Marlin Fishing. Wave Runner Mako Baiting. Helicopter Spearfishing for Porpoise. Skinny dipping. You and your friends will enjoy it all for a fabulous month long cruise of a lifetime.
An autographed Rick Lem cartoon. This is the one prize that a cartoon connoissuer like yourself will probably treasure more than all of the above sybaritic pleasures. Someday your heirs will waltz it out on Antiques Roadshow for a pleasant surprise.
*Please complete and send in this little survey. We will pick out a prize for you! Send to: Toons, Box 181, Kelley, IA 50134**
Name:____________________________ Town:____________________________ email:_____________________________ age:______________________________ Favorite Toons feature(s), check all that apply: Trevor's Movie Review_______________ Editorial/political cartoons_____________ Ballard Street______________________ Bizarro___________________________	Candorille______________________ Dog Eat Doug___________________ Liberty Meadows________________ Meaning of Lila__________________ Monty________________________ Off The Mark___________________ Readers_______________________ Rubes_________________________ Speed Bump____________________ Strange Brew____________________		Tundra__________________________ Crossword Puzzle__________________ WonderWord_____________________ Sudoku puzzles____________________ Any other features you would like to see? ________________________________ ________________________________ ________________________________ ________________________________ ________________________________ ________________________________
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*Not really. This is done in jest. While we would like to read your opinions in our little survey, these prizes are not real.